IBM Bob

(bob.ibm.com)

88 points | by artpar 2 hours ago

53 comments

  • mrbluecoat 1 hour ago
    Totally reminds me of "HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'"

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8

    • dyzone 1 hour ago
      How you doing fellow kids?
    • joleyj 1 hour ago
      1000
  • PaulRobinson 46 minutes ago
    You should never name a tech product Bob in the UK, because the moment it isn't perfect, it'll just get called "Bobbins" [0], especially where I'm from.

    I wish IBM got better at product again, and took themselves off the services and consulting morphine they've been on for ~35 years now since OS/2 Warp flopped. Their 1980s/1990s hardware was great. Their software actually was great until Win95 took their lunch money. They've just slunk off into a corner hugging their old architectures they have a moat around, and thrown out some audacious nonsense like Watson now and again, but nothing has stuck. When is somebody in that organisation going to try and innovate properly again?

    I'm not sure this is the answer I'd be rooting for.

    [0] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bobbins

    • gertrunde 12 minutes ago
      tbh - my first thought, especially with that figure and marketing, is "Bob the Builder"...

      [Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_the_Builder_(character) ]

    • basisword 42 minutes ago
      Also in the UK and never heard of this in my life. Guessing this is very regional?
      • PaulRobinson 31 minutes ago
        It's pretty common around Manchester. Bit like being nesh. But as you know... this is a thing: https://www.ourdialects.uk/maps/bread/
      • podgietaru 32 minutes ago
        As with most things on the UK, probably. I definitely used Bobbins.

        I used to think everyone called (cobs|bread cakes|rolls|barns) muffins, and it turns out it was just my small town that did it. As in, just my small town, not region, county, etc.

        • PaulRobinson 29 minutes ago
          If you call it a teacake, and I say no those have raisins in, and you protest that's a fruit teacake, I know you're probably from Burnley: https://www.ourdialects.uk/maps/bread/
        • serf 25 minutes ago
          does that area have a textile manufacturing history?

          I ask because i'm only familiar with a thread/yarn bobbin, I wonder if it derived from that.

          • podgietaru 9 minutes ago
            It does indeed, probably the heart of it.
        • basisword 19 minutes ago
          >> I used to think everyone called (cobs|bread cakes|rolls|barns) muffins

          UK regional dialects are summed up really well here because despite listing five different names for a specific thing you still neglected the word I use (baps).

  • Ciantic 1 hour ago
    This sounds a lot like Spotify's XIRP. They managed to vibe something useful for their own engineers, were super hyped, and decided to release it in public. However what are the odds this harness will stand the test of time against actual harness makers like OpenAI or Anthropic? Neither Spotify or IBM are focused on making models or harnesses, these are just side-products.
    • qsort 1 hour ago
      To be fair Codex and Claude Code don't have a lot of secret sauce either. This is not to say that the harness doesn't matter at all or that you can't do any better, but whenever they benchmark it always turns out that you don't lose that much with even a very minimal agent. If a different harness makes better sense for your workflow I don't see why you wouldn't switch (or make your own if you have the resources to do so).

      I'm also sticking to first-party agents, but that's more because I feel no compelling reason to switch and CLI agents fit well with my spartan technology choices. YMMV.

    • abtinf 53 minutes ago
      > actual harness makers

      I agree IBM Bob is not the revolution, but…

      We are still in the punch card era of LLMs. Maybe even the Altair era.

      None of this stuff has really been figured out yet.

      • natsucks 50 minutes ago
        Yes my first instinct is to roll my eyes at these efforts but we'll probably all get something better in the end from all the competition.
  • butterisgood 33 minutes ago
    The last product I know of named Bob didn’t fare so well.
  • Stevvo 1 hour ago
    Interesting they are renting out agent skills. You can pick up "Java Modernization" at $20 a month for "Specialist workflows to help with modernizing Java applications", or "IBM i" for "Specialist modes, workflows, and skills to work with IBM i applications".
    • qsort 1 hour ago
      markdown as a service is crazy
    • getatme32 1 hour ago
      IBM hasn't made a product that works since Db2 so I am fairly confident this is a flaming pile of garbage.
      • pytlicek 23 minutes ago
        No, you are wrong. IBMer here. I was at first agains it, my background is for 2 decades startup(s) before I joined IBM, and I started slowly using IBM Bob and I must say it is really good and helping. With many integrations that works :)
  • absoluteunit1 46 minutes ago
    The landing/marketing page for this looks like something someone promoted/vibe coded including the Bob mascot.

    Looks awful from a design perspective. Had to double check that this was the actual IBM domain

  • a012 1 hour ago
    Nobody got fired for using IBM Bob
    • someguyiguess 1 hour ago
      Pretty sure a lot of people got fired over Microsoft Bob though
      • hn_throw2025 1 hour ago
        Well, you could say Melinda got a big promotion for a while.
    • glitchc 1 hour ago
      Can we say it's Bob's fault, though? Bob did it, not me.
      • a012 44 minutes ago
        You can
    • pestatije 1 hour ago
      Nobody who got fired uses IBM Bob
  • exakoustos 46 minutes ago
    The "What developers say" carousel has a single Java dev and dev advocate. They got lots of quotes from managers, directors, CEOs, and an "AI strategist".
    • Skwid 1 minute ago
      If you search those names you'll find most have a LinkedIn page proudly displaying their many "IBM Influencer" achievements and qualifications.

      I realise LinkedIn is a surrealist caricature of corporate reality, but just imagine proudly displaying your #1 shill award for all to see

    • PaulRobinson 44 minutes ago
      It's IBM. They leveraged synergies with the thought leaders they could reach out and touch base with.
  • nielsbot 11 minutes ago
    Should have called it Bob The Builder
  • psygn89 59 minutes ago
    Is Bib Bob's partner?

    https://imgur.com/a/3PQXIsQ

  • brk 1 hour ago
    This can only mean that IBM Clippy is next.
  • cisrockandroll 1 hour ago
    Is this just a harness or using a proprietary model in the background? Anthropic and OpenAI are already very well trained in IBM system i and z knowledge. Unless Bob is somehow improving the integration to these midrange and mainframe systems I literally dont see any benefit to using Bob. IBM will just kill this proprietary tech in 5 years as they are currently doing with RDi or forget about updating it like SEU.
  • meerita 46 minutes ago
    Microsoft, IBM, Apple, Meta, all the giants are always coming late to the party.
    • mbreese 32 minutes ago
      That’s partly why they are giants. Let the startups take the arrows necessary to figure out or create the market. Then they can buy or build the gen 2 system that meets the needs of the market.
    • PaulRobinson 32 minutes ago
      Microsoft got this right once, and it cost them big to turn up late - that was the Internet and Windows 95 and the massive u-turn. Otherwise, they've been defining stuff early a lot I think. It's hard to explain how big a turnaround they had to do back then, but then it says a lot that until they made that u-turn the leadership was so confident in their own hubris they thought they could take on the entire internet with their own crap version of AOL.

      IBM invented the PC and then lost control of that identity. Figuring out how that happened is something they are going to have a meeting about, but they're still working through the meetings to plan that meeting, and the Gantt chart for those meetings takes meetings to adjust, and everybody is in meetings so doesn't have time for those meetings. They'll get to them though.

      Apple consistently turn up late, but redefine and improve the status quo. They sometimes prototype early in public (for example, the Newton), but normally they show up with the version 3 that everyone else wished they'd thought of that then goes on to define a sector quite cleanly (Mac, iMac, Mac OS System X, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, AirPods, Mac Mini). They Newton'ed Siri, but I'm pretty sure they're going to come back strong in the next 18 months, unless the enshitification we've all witnessed over the last few years really has taken hold and Siri is just going to automate that at scale. Maybe we will all be killed by AI, but not through malevolent evil, but widely distributed incompetence.

      Meta are constantly taking swings at the latest thing the founder is excited by - the Metaverse (now with legs!), pervert glasses, and so on - but they mostly prop up a bunch of expensive failures on the back of a hugely successful advertising business. I don't think they come late to the party per se, they're just not very good at anything that isn't killing & harming children, or undermining democracy. They should stay in their lane and keep doing that, I guess.

  • amelius 38 minutes ago
    Companies trying to make AI less of a commodity that you can just swap out for another ...

    No thanks, that's what I like about AI so I'll just stay with the raw tokens.

  • throwfaraway135 53 minutes ago
    Working with any AI tool means you trust the vendor, sometimes you don't have a choice because the best models/tools are from specific providers. IBM isn't a company I would ever trust.
  • sajithdilshan 1 hour ago
    I'm really confused what this is, is it a harness or a new model by IBM? Some reviews on that page suggests that it's a new model
    • NikolaNovak 40 minutes ago
      I believe it sends to various models in the background, So largely a harness / framework. Ibm does have its own model which is one of the options for Bob to use.

      (Note, I'm an IBMer but nowhere near this so my comment is strictly from my public knowledge/awareness:).

      • getatme32 16 minutes ago
        so it routes to actual AI companies and IBM adds additional cost on top. what a business model.
    • garciasn 1 hour ago
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  • villish 11 minutes ago
    “Bobcoins are the consumption-based billing metric used for Bob subscriptions. They provide a transparent, predictable way to measure and bill for your Bob usage.”

    I’m getting sick of these mobile game currency style credits/coins that obfuscate costs or usage. It’s honestly pretty gross.

    Just telling us exactly what we get for our money.

  • bob1029 1 hour ago
    I like how the solitary review is word salad.
  • mvk666 46 minutes ago
    I was at an IBM Bob party, behind the scenes it's basically other frontier models with an IBM-specific context.
  • unleashhale 34 minutes ago
    This somehow has less personality than plain enterprise software. How IBM.
  • amelius 39 minutes ago
    Looks like LEGO's lawyers will be knocking on their door soon.
  • DeathArrow 1 hour ago
    31 years after Microsoft Bob, IBM releases it's own IBM Bob. :)
    • Nelson69 41 minutes ago
      I thought MS killed that name forever.
    • someguyiguess 1 hour ago
      It's like they're begging for failure
    • ginko 1 hour ago
      Call it PC Bob
  • pram 1 hour ago
    I thought the image was a joke, but you really pay with Bobcoins.. lmao

    https://bob.ibm.com/pricing

  • basisword 41 minutes ago
    Thought this was going to be about Microsoft Bob.[0]

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

  • selfawareMammal 1 hour ago
    The logo, the name... Horrible marketing/branding.
  • woggy 1 hour ago
    Bobcoins. Hehe.
  • ChrisArchitect 32 minutes ago
  • m_w_ 1 hour ago
    The review that "IBM Bob isn't just another autocomplete tool" tells you everything you need to know about this product. lol.
  • swiftcoder 1 hour ago
    At least it's not Clippy?
    • r2ob 1 hour ago
      At least it's not Clippy(2)
  • jgbuddy 24 minutes ago
    Lol github copilot 5 years late
    • pytlicek 22 minutes ago
      Not exactly like that, but something similar :)
  • Hypergraphe 43 minutes ago
    Too late ?
  • skhameneh 1 hour ago
    I’m quite certain it’s a fork of Roo Code which is a fork of Cline.

    When I saw earlier reviews and videos of it, I couldn’t shake the ick of IBM shamelessly forking a startup’s code. There was even some UI slop where they had some big green pulsing button.

    That combined with knowing full well how inefficient the default Roo Code base prompts were, I would not be surprised if there’s some massive token churn.

  • quietsegfault 1 hour ago
    I used Bob extensively at an IBM acquisition, it was absolutely dreadful. Bobcoins.
  • saberience 1 hour ago
    This is embarrassing. It would have been better to release nothing than this.
  • antonvs 1 hour ago
    Should have been IBM Tom, after legendary IBM CEO Thomas J. Watson. But perhaps they didn't want to sully his name.
    • vablings 46 minutes ago
      IBM already have IBM Watson which is probably named after the CEO
  • xyst 1 hour ago
    ibm desperately clinging to relevancy by hopping on the LLM bandwagon.
  • h_mirin 1 hour ago
    Bobalytics
  • walrus01 1 hour ago
    Not to be confused with Microsoft Bob:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

  • taspeotis 1 hour ago
    Not to shit on their effort or anything, but it looks like a VS Code fork + an agent panel which is very ... late 2024 energy?
  • znpy 1 hour ago
    Lost opportunity to call it Hal
  • self_awareness 1 hour ago
    Oh, so we are yet again in the 'Bob' phase?

    Maybe this time it'll work.

  • Geonode 2 hours ago
    I bet this will be as successful as Microsoft Bob.
    • dmd 1 hour ago
      My guess is absolutely nobody on the team that made this is even old enough to remember Microsoft Bob.
  • varispeed 1 hour ago
    The companies who are hoarding RAM to produce pointless products should be called out. Deprive working class from computing resources to sell some corporate crap. Get fucked.
  • yapyap 1 hour ago
    ibm bob, will help you make slop
  • rdtsc 19 minutes ago
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  • jrflo 1 hour ago
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  • gilliethefoil 57 minutes ago
    [dead]
  • colesantiago 2 hours ago
    I never thought the day that IBM would make complete slop.

    But it is IBM after all.

    • lirolero 1 hour ago
      > But it is IBM after all.

      Then how did you not see that coming?

      • zenethian 1 hour ago
        “I would expect something like this from IBM, but I never expected it from IBM!”