BMW Spider-Man in-car advertising

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149 points | by goplayoutside 2 hours ago

18 comments

  • helterskelter 1 hour ago
    Great way to tank a brand. Part of BMW's value is/was the expectation of an upper middle class snob driving it, but having your car force ads on you is something people wouldn't even expect from a Kia Soul leased off a used lot.
    • dehrmann 1 hour ago
      It's like a basic Kindle. Or Ryanair.

      Between this, the proprietary nut patent, and the heated seat subscription, I'm probably not going to look at BMW for my next car. They've been going back on things, but all of this adds up to they don't get it.

      • riffraff 12 minutes ago
        Ryanair is the epitome of "cheap with compromise" which is the opposite of the BMW brand. And kindle basic gets advertising as a known feature at buying time.

        Pushing advertisment after sale on a premium product is absolutely not similar.

      • mplewis 46 minutes ago
        No, it's obviously not like that.
    • calmbonsai 59 minutes ago
      Yup. I'd say ICE cars peaked in UX, performance, and safety in the early 2000s.
      • kQq9oHeAz6wLLS 56 minutes ago
        This has nothing to do with the method used to propel the vehicle. There's nothing stopping this from happening in an EV.
        • edoceo 13 minutes ago
          The electric motor is better for torque and speed than ICE.
    • rvz 1 hour ago
      > Part of BMW's value is/was the expectation of an upper middle class snob driving it

      BMWs are no where near for that "class". A Mercedes-Benz is for that and even they also put ads in their own dashboard screens. [0]

      So on HN-land, time to rule out BMWs, Chevrolets, Mercedes-Benz, Teslas, Volkswagens, Kias. What else?

      [0] https://www.motor1.com/news/797846/mercedes-screen-plays-ads...

      • ehnto 18 minutes ago
        Mercs and BMWs occupy the same market space. They are direct competitors.

        Mercedes may have a car or two that reaches just out of upper middle class but they are largely a middle to upper middle class brand, just like BMW.

        The fact that Merc would do it too just means they are both happy cheapening their brand to align with practices of cheap off-brand android TVs.

      • jchw 1 hour ago
        I don't think I'll be buying recent model years any time soon.
        • femto 1 hour ago
          I'm beginning to think that my '96 Toyota Starlet is "peak ICE". It has EFI, no infotainment, no power windows, no power steering, no automatic transmission. It is basically an engine, gearbox and wheels. An electric Starlet would be Nirvana.

          Edit: Just read that Toyota is toying with the idea of an electric Starlet. It'll probably have an infotainment system and power "everything" though.

          https://www.drive.com.au/news/2026-toyota-starlet-rumours/

          • fy20 9 minutes ago
            I'm not a mechanic but I have rebuilt an engine (common rail diesel with electronic injection) with a friend and do some work on my own cars. I don't really get the "everything needs to be mechanical" push. My previous car was mid 2000s, automatic, electronic basically everything. The reason why I scrapped it was because it had too must rust. The engine, transmission, and electronics were still fine after 200k and 20 years of harsh winters.

            My current car had an electrical issue last year... but it turned out it was a mechanical issue. Something had chewed through the wires to the MAF sensor. Fixed them, and all good. It's no different from something chewing through a fuel line, except OBD was able to tell me what subsystem was not working correctly.

            The problem I see with current cars is that the infotainment system is tied into everything - and usually the software sucks. If they just went back to seperate dashboard, AC controls and radio I'd have no issues with them.

            My current car is from 2016, and I specifically looked for something that was like that. It is hybrid and has modern tech (e.g. radar cruise control), but everything is compartmentalised. First upgrade I did was replacing the headunit with a Chinese one that supports Android Auto/CarPlay. No functionality was lost, as the old head unit was literally just a radio and screen for backup camera.

      • yegle 1 hour ago
        Volvo, with their terrible infortainment system's performance, I'm not sure if it's capable of displaying ads.
      • chaostheory 48 minutes ago
        You make it sound like there's no choice. Toyota/Lexus and Honda/Acura don't do it to my knowledge. Am I wrong?

        EDIT Add Volvo and Genesis to the list of no ads

      • kridsdale1 1 hour ago
        My Lexus 2025 remains perfect and user friendly. I have all the online connected stuff enabled. Zero enshitification.
        • mentalfist 53 minutes ago
          Many NA produced lexus models have seen deteriorating quality issues past 5 or so years. Maybe yours is produced in Japan?
        • ludicrousdispla 1 hour ago
          >> Zero enshitification.

          Lexus should put that on the cover of their product brochure.

        • roundwego 57 minutes ago
          Lexus is a kino sleeper.
  • DrewADesign 2 hours ago
    I wonder if they say: "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."
  • narmiouh 2 hours ago
    Samsung the same with their display on fridge, I'm not sure how is this legal and why someone thinks this is ok.

    These decision makers are meant to be educated people with may be at least a tiny bit of values in their lives...

    • cautiouscat 1 hour ago
      I agree that it’s abhorrent. However the doomer in me can’t help but think they do these things because consumers still buy them. You’d expect GE to go “Oh yeah well we don’t put ads on OUR fridges.” but it seems like in every industry they all just follow suit.
      • jaredhallen 1 hour ago
        I suppose they've determined the revenue from the ads outweighs the potential competitive advantage.
      • dfxm12 1 hour ago
        It's not like they're showing ads on fridges/cars in the commercials or the display units in Lowe's/the dealership. By the time you see the ad, it's too much of a hassle to return it, even if you can...
    • tootie 1 hour ago
      No coincidence, BMW and Samsung did product placement in the movie too. Very conspicuously.
  • smlacy 10 minutes ago
    The ultimate driving machine... for marginal revenue.
  • fumeux_fume 2 hours ago
    > BMW's own PressClub release described the advertisement as a special surprise for drivers...

    That one got a chuckle out of me

    • userbinator 1 hour ago
      Like coming back to your car getting broken into, a surprise doesn't necessarily have to be a positive one.
  • walrus01 1 hour ago
    If please drink a verification can was applied to automobiles.
    • powerpcmac 1 hour ago
      The car will remain in park until you roll down the windows and yell "I love McDonalds!"
      • squirtle24 10 minutes ago
        Spend $20 at your local Burger King and we'll turn off that oil leak!
      • walrus01 1 hour ago
        Earn 300 bonus BMWBucks by visiting your local Taco Bell (R) (TM) drive through in the next 15 minutes! Limited time offer!
  • OsrsNeedsf2P 2 hours ago
    Great to see the Consumer Rights wiki has been picking up steam. Lots of passionate people behind the project
  • userbinator 1 hour ago
    Hopefully their lawyers have considered the possibility of a bug causing this ad to play while the car is being driven and leading to a distracted driving accident...

    on suitably equipped vehicles running BMW Operating System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or OS X built after July 2020

    For those who were surprised by that naming, Apple hasn't used "OS X" for nearly 10 years.

  • luciana1u 27 minutes ago
    at this point the luxury car feature is that nothing in it demands your attention. a screen that just shows the speed and the fuel gauge and shuts up
    • ehnto 14 minutes ago
      The safety of a 2025 with the driving UX of a 1995 is what I want.
  • foo12bar 1 hour ago
    This looks like it, possibly. There doesn't seem to be a banner that you click on like it states in the consumer rights article, but rather an icon, so not sure.

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Z8v2tsYdgRk

    • OptionOfT 1 hour ago
      The icon is there to replay it. It'll auto-play like the 4th of July video.
  • Rohunyyy 2 hours ago
    Shocked. Absolutely shocked. No one saw this coming
  • Markoff 7 minutes ago
    this is what you get for buying cheap noname brand car from Temu

    similar thing happened with that British LGBT brand, which is gone

    though it's clear people who buy BMW are not mentally sane anyway, I'm yet to see BMW driver with stable personality who would not vent their mental issues on the road, these people will buy BMW with literally any design and specs just because it's BMW, no matter it looks like ugly tank

    I honestly believe if we banned BMW car registrations number of accidents would drop much more than it's their total share on registrations.

  • jcastro 2 hours ago
    • LeoPanthera 1 hour ago
      I don't see how. One is a full-screen commercial. The other is a free album in your library.
      • userbinator 1 hour ago
        They're both violations of boundaries associated with ownership.
      • jcastro 57 minutes ago
        It depends if you like U2 or not I suppose.
  • fnord77 1 hour ago
    I got hit with this Wednesday morning when I started my 330i. I cannot wait to sign up for the class action lawsuit.
    • artisinal 54 minutes ago
      Time to upgrade to a 2008 330i
  • fragmede 2 hours ago
    One of the best things one of me mates from high school did for me, is buy himself a BMW. The amount of problems and money he had to deal with helped me realize I didn't actually want a BMW, they're just nice to look at.
    • Markoff 2 minutes ago
      they were nice to look at before they hired some military tank designer

      and even looking at them is safe only seen they are parked, I warned my kids to be extra vigilant when they are nearby BMW on the road, by far the most dangerous drivers on the road with mental issues

    • genter 1 hour ago
      They're also really nice to drive (at least when they work).
      • calmbonsai 1 hour ago
        Only the older ones without screens. A naturally aspirated inline 6 with a manual gearbox and 50/50 weight distribution is it's own special kind of bliss.

        I only take it out maybe 20 times per year, but after merely 30s behind the wheel I remember why I keep it.

        • artisinal 56 minutes ago
          And no electronic steering like the newer ones.
      • fragmede 1 hour ago
        Oh he let me drive it a couple of times and the thing was an absolute beast.
  • onetokeoverthe 2 hours ago
    and the in-dash eye tracking device shows 66% of drivers engage for at least 5 seconds!!
    • artisinal 52 minutes ago
      The ad will pause if you look away!
      • matheusmoreira 1 minute ago
        I suppose it could be worse. The ad could torture you with loud high pitched noise until you look at it, like in Black Mirror's 15 million merits.
  • roundwego 1 hour ago
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  • asciii 1 hour ago
    Drove a lot of BMWs when I was working summers as a mechanic